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Newton the Big Red Fish and all of his junk Offering

1 week ago Fish for Rehoming Calgary   14 views


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Location: Calgary
Price: $50

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We are putting out feelers to rehome our big red mooch of a betta fish, Newton. Newton has been with us for a little under a year, and it’s time for him to live his days out somewhere else. Named after the Patriots QB, this is the laziest fish we’ve ever owned. He enjoys taking naps in his boat, and likes to spend his days watching cooking shows with my fiancé after work. In hindsight, we probably should’ve named him Monsieur Moneybags because after a minor health scare, Newton has recently transitioned to the minimalist lifestyle and comes fully equipped with a brand new 5G tank, filter, heater, gravel, plants, decorations, food, stress coat, dechlorinator, and 3 replacement filter cartridges. His tank also comes with lights and a lid, which have come in handy because our two cats like to try to play Godzilla with him when left unsupervised. He’s in perfect health these days and he’s grown up to be a wonderfully low key version of Rainbow Fish (blue scales underneath the red). To date, we’ve spent nearly $600 on the little bugger so you’re getting a heck of a deal here. However, we still have a bit of a soft spot for him and will not consider lowball offers.

Pick up Panorama Hills NW. Newt will arrive in a fancy red solo cup and his supplies will come cleaned in a real genuine cardboard box. Pm if you need more details.